The shadow on the church next door as seen from my office window.
Imagine Land of Hope and Glory playing over the top.
When your fuck-giving days ended so long ago that a massive fucking barney kicks off six feet away from you and you carry on eating your chips and texting like it’s no more remarkable than a polite complaint over a cold kebab.
Man High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating - https://t.co/HvrDpRcmIE
Deliver a chicken to a man with a wooden leg. Arthur will find you.
Or, complete the form below.